Gutfeld: A solution to Tsarnaev's prison pains

Oct 04, 2013

So the lawyer for the Boston bomber is asking the judge to lift harsh restrictions placed on the tousled-haired terrorist.

The primary complaint: very limited access to the outdoors. Apparently the little wuss is confined to a cell, except for legal visits with limited access to a small outdoor area, i.e., like every other young schmuck currently living in New York City.

But I agree, just because you're accused of blowing up innocent people shouldn't mean you can't have a little sunshine in your life. But as you know, with freedom comes vulnerability. A vulnerability all citizens have are saddled with in noted democracies, and especially like events like the Boston marathon. And it's this vulnerability that is used to the advantage of terrorists.

So, I agree that as a U.S. citizen, the Boston bomber should enjoy the same free freedoms as we do, meaning fresh air and scenery, but with the same liabilities. For an old revolutionary once said: "Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve either one."

So, I say let him out, a field trip perhaps to the graves of his victims or to the classroom where the youngest victim once sat. I will spring for the bus fair. Go Greyhound and, please leave the driving to us.

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