Gutfeld: Free advice for a born again Bieber

June 10, 2014 / Written By Greg Gutfeld / Fox News

TMZ reports that Justin Bieber underwent Bible study in New York City, ending with him getting baptized in a bathtub. Was it all a stunt from a reckless punk?

Call your mom. Wait your turn. Be polite. Drive the speed limit. Keep the damn music down in your car. Be a man. - Greg Gutfeld

It comes at a time when Biebs really needs good press. His on-tape racism makes Don Sterling look like Donny Osmond. Add to that the arrests, the reckless driving, the vandalism. He's only 20, but in dirt-bag years, he's pushing 60. I hope the baptism helps, but it does little if you're still a boob.

So I ask J.B. why not just stop and just be better? I don't mean doing charity work or donating to exotic causes. I mean why not just decide to be good? Step away and ask yourself what is a good person? Then do that.

It's easy. Call your mom. Wait your turn. Be polite. Drive the speed limit. Keep the damn music down in your car. Be a man.

Why is this so hard to figure out? Because decency these days is dull and we mistake the opposite, adrenalized idiocy, for achievement. Add to that a desire for fame, which at a young age stunts the maturing process. Real growth means realizing you can't have everything. Fame says you can until you can't. Hence the political baloney you see from most stars with the maturity of a water snake. They're playing catch up.

But it's time now, Biebs, to grow up. Because sooner or later, everyone else will and you'll be that guy left behind, bloated and pale, wondering why no one screams your name, except for Dana.

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