Gutfeld: President's poll numbers have Bieber-esque quality

January 23, 2014 / Written By Greg Gutfeld / Fox News

So, after smoking pot all day, drinking beer and popping pills, mop-top moron Justin Bieber when drag racing landing him in jail this morning.

Like Bieber, Obama has no friendly speed bumps, no trusted critical eye to stop the decline with helpful advice. - Greg Gutfeld

This is his mug shot, which proves no matter what you do, bad boys always look great at 18. Later in life, not so much. It gets worse -- and worse -- and really worse. My point is it's probably best to quit being a bad boy while you still have teeth.

But Bieber's interesting because in the context of human existence, he's not. A young man with high status, engages in high-risk behavior? Next, you're going to tell me politicians sleep with prostitutes and Dana trains butterflies to do her laundry.

Biebs is a function of free time and money, with a temporary entourage who sees him as a walking ATM. The real culprit: The mindset of the teenage girl that view poltergeist that suspends critical thinking, replacing it mindless euphoria driven by hormones and a desire for acceptance.

But enough about Obama.

True, his poll numbers have a Bieber-esque quality, adored by people who pay more attention to dimples than direction. It's a direction we can predict, for like Bieber, Obama has no friendly speed bumps, no trusted critical eye to stop the decline with helpful advice. They're too scared to hurt the pinup's feelings. Which is why there's really nothing to see here because we've all seen it before.

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