Gutfeld: Obama goes from cloud nine to punch line

November 07, 2013 / Written By Greg Gutfeld / Fox News

So, the only thing ObamaCare has successfully produced are jokes about ObamaCare.

Over the last six years, our nation's comedians have suffered from Obama joke constipation, unable to poop a single quip. - Greg Gutfeld

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

CARRIE UNDERWOOD, COUNTRY STAR: Hey, do you have that ObamaCare?

BRAD PAISLEY , COUNTRY STAR: ObamaCare, what's that?

UNDERWOOD: Oh, it's great. It's great.

PAISLEY: What's that? What is it?

UNDERWOOD: I started signing up last Thursday. I'm almost done.

(singing): ObamaCare by morning, why is it taking so long? I'm going to wind up with hemorrhoids if I sit here till dawn. We'll have cataracts and dementia. Oh, this is getting on my last nerve. ObamaCare by morning, over six people served.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

Wow, Nicole's hubby didn't look happy.

Now, maybe I'm a hypocrite to cheer this stuff on since I rag on left-wing jabs that appear on every Oscars or Emmy's. But this is different, because it's rare.

This Obama mockery is in the minority and therefore deserves special protections. All things being equal, this isn't. So, don't blame me if I enjoy it, especially since over the last six years, our nation's comedians have suffered from Obama joke constipation, unable to poop a single quip.

But now, it's all coming out, as everyone grasps that electing a community organizer leads to flaccid leadership. Even with the Website, he can't get it up.

So, Obama has gone from cloud nine to punch line, which is encouraging, unless it ends there. The fact is, all those senators that met yesterday with the president in a panic over being tainted by the ObamaCare turd brush, they need your help -- out the door.

Who cares if they're panicking? It's too late, champ. These wussies have voted for ObamaCare, which is like Titanic voting for the iceberg.

So, let them sink. They maybe bailing on ObamaCare, but it's time to bail on them. And if that's not part of America's plan, then despite all these witty gags mocking Obama's disastrous signature achievement, truly the joke is on all of us.

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