Scurvy never went away Greg, and its anti-pirate for you to say otherwise. -Bill Schulz

What if you did this in an Ikea, which is technically like Sweden?

Isn't getting a tattoo while hammered how great memories are made?

This isn’t the first time Greg’s mixed up his life with a plot from 'Friends.'

We didn’t need a hype man, we were all hype men.

I don’t like the way my hair looks, so we’re going to do the whole show over.

Bill is not kidding. He has been beaten unconscious with a brick.