O'REILLY: No, no, it's true. I mean, that Net thing frightens me.
BECK: May I just -- maybe because you call it "that Net thing." I mean, honestly.
O'REILLY: But every time I try to Google something, all right -- no, I get Margaret Hamilton. Or some witch. I don't know. It's something in there. Now, there is a presidential election coming up, and I thought that you might be a factor in that election. Certainly you're not going to vote for Barack Obama. But, you know, in getting a nominee for the Republican Party…
BECK: I thought you were suggesting that maybe I was leaving television because if you are running for president, this would be the time to.
O'REILLY: No. Let's stay in the realm of reality. You look like the president of Uzbekistan, by the way. Did you know that?
BECK: It would be a country wouldn't have to change the name.
O'REILLY: No. No, you can...
BECK: I like it.
O'REILLY: But are you -- are you going to get involved in that election? Because that's the big thing coming, 2012.
BECK: I don't think you need -- again, I really truly believe that the answer is with the people. It's not...
O'REILLY: You want to change hearts and minds then? You don't care about the political process too much?
BECK: No, I think -- I think there have been people throughout history who have changed the course of America and not been in the political system. Just change the -- change the...
O'REILLY: Finally, I wrote my newspaper column on you this week. Did you see that?
BECK: I did.
O'REILLY: You have somebody read it to you? I know you're busy.
BECK: Strangely, I did. Yes, I have minions that do things, and that is what us moguls do.
O'REILLY: I don't want you to comment on the column so much as I wanted to bring people's attention to it, because, you know, the press was nasty when they made the announcement that you weren't going to continue.
BECK: Let me just suck up to you for a minute, and it's not suck-up.
O'REILLY: No, no.
BECK: No, it's not suck-up. Listen, this guy, you have been more kind to me than anyone on television.
O'REILLY: I think it's kinder. Grammatically incorrect, more kind.
BECK: I hate his guts. I hate him so much.
O'REILLY: Glenn Beck, everybody.
O'REILLY: And you can access that column about Beck on BillOReilly.com.