O'REILLY: Oh, absolutely.
BECK: Yes. There would be a theme. It would be all cartoons. It would be all cartoons.
O'REILLY: Like Huckabee is doing? Cartoons to illustrate what history is? Huckabee has got that.
BECK: Yes, he does have that. No, it wouldn't be like that.
O'REILLY: You as a superhero?
BECK: Now, there's an idea.
O'REILLY: Big G?
BECK: Or the adventures of Spooky Dude.
O'REILLY: Oh, he would sue your butt off though.
O'REILLY: He'd sue.
BECK: He would look good in tights and a cape.
O'REILLY: Now, is this false, too, that you're giving out coupons? That you're -- you've got some warehouse and you're going to save everybody money?
BECK: No, I'm not going to be giving out coupons.
O'REILLY: What are you doing?
BECK: I'm not giving out -- what is it?
O'REILLY: What's this discount stuff you're doing? You're merchandising?
BECK: That is something that my company is also doing that is called Markdown, which is not -- you know, these Groupon websites, they've got a billion things. And you know, you can get your hair removed or whatever. We are looking for -- this is actually -- we just kicked this off this week. But there's a place on the website where you can go if you're an entrepreneur and you can say, "If I could just get people to try my product..."
BECK: "...I believe, you know, I can change the world or whatever."
O'REILLY: You're going to help the small business people?
O'REILLY: By giving Americans a chance to sample a product at a good price.
BECK: Yes. We launched with Chocolates.com, which is a...
BECK: …which is a site that actually has found 250 small chocolate makers here in America. This guy was a small chocolate maker at one point.
O'REILLY: I like this, Beck. So Beck is actually -- you are doing good by helping American small business people get established through the power of your website.
BECK: Yes. Yes.
O'REILLY: This could -- you know, I'm going to call the pope. This could be canonization for you, Beck. This could be getting you in line, you know?
BECK: This is not helping you. If this is a job interview, this is not helping you, Mr. O'Reilly.
O'REILLY: I'm trying to give you a compliment.
BECK: It doesn't sound like one.
O'REILLY: Now, do you get a piece of the chocolate? Do you get free chocolate forever?
BECK: I get paid in chocolate. You, carrots.