O'REILLY: You knew that. All right. You're smarter than me. Good for you. Tina Fey epitomizes -- and she had a good line, Tina Fey, when she said I'm glad Alec Baldwin isn't here because I don't want any, my reputation is bad enough, I don't want him following me around. She has a reputation of being, you know, a left-wing entertainer, which she is. No doubt about it.

CROWLEY: Sure. Of course.

O'REILLY: OK. And it seems like these are the people that always are honored. I don't -- first of all, if Dennis Miller gets a Kennedy Center award then I'll say OK…

(CROSSTALK)

COLMES: Hey, Bill, what are you saying? You want…

O'REILLY: What?

COLMES: You want a dinner? Is that you want, to have a dinner?

O'REILLY: I want a Cable Guy to get an award.

COLMES: Fine. I will give you dinner.

O'REILLY: I don't want anything. Larry the Cable Guy or Foxworthy. They never get on there. It's always Tina Fey.

COLMES: Poor conservatives. Oh, you poor little conservatives never get honored. So sorry.

CROWLEY: Left-wingers dominate the entertainment.

COLMES: How do you know that the Kennedy Center is dominated by far-left wing?

CROWLEY: Well, the Kennedy Center, I don't know. But entertainment industry is certainly dominated by far-left comedians, actors, musicians. Oh, come, Alan, you know that.

COLMES: Oh, so hard being a conservative in America.

(CROSSTALK)

O'REILLY: Well wait, wait, Colmes. Let me throw this out to you. Fox News never gets nominated for anything. You worked for us from the jump. Are we that bad?

COLMES: I don't -- you know, I don't follow these award things.

O'REILLY: Talk about dodging a good question, Colmes. Why don't you just duck down under your desk right now? We never get nominated for anything. Are we that bad, Colmes?

COLMES: Oh, you poor thing.

O'REILLY: Come on.

COLMES: You poor thing.

O'REILLY: No, you are part of it, Colmes. You never get nominated for anything…

(CROSSTALK)

COLMES: I never get nominated for anything. I'm a liberal. You think the liberal media would embrace me.

O'REILLY: No, you do. Not a liberal anymore to them. You are a turncoat because you work for us.

COLMES: Well, it's probably true.

O'REILLY: It is true. And we never get nominated for anything. So what she's saying is it's dominated by left-wing pinheads and it looks like, again, circumstantially, that's correct. Thank you very much, Monica.

(CROSSTALK)

COLMES: Carlin, they edited him out.

O'REILLY: All right, Colmes. You are in San Diego, Colmes. Enjoy it. Don't go near the water. Some big shark will get you.

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