• With: Jesse Watters

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    WATTERS: Christmas is a federal holiday. Do you know who proclaimed it a federal holiday.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: Lincoln.

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    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Ronald Reagan.

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    WATTERS: Take a guess. Nineteenth century.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: George Washington.

    WATTERS: That was the 18th century.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 1: Jefferson.

    WATTERS: Grant.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: OK. So, he grants us Christmas.

    WATTERS: Good one.

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    WATTERS: Are you a caroller.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Not in public.

    WATTERS: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: A partridge --

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: -- in a pear tree.

    WATTERS: Silent night --

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: -- holy night.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Honestly, I have no idea.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: All is bright.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 4: Zooming out, into another dimension now.

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    UNIDENTIFIED ACTOR: Are you finished.

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    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Sleep in heavenly peace.

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    UNIDENTIFIED ACTOR: I give --

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    WATTERS: You're lucky there's no mistletoe here.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 4: Eww.

    WATTERS: You're a huge Scrooge.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 4: Thank you.

    WATTERS: Do you ever watch THE O'REILLY FACTOR on Fox News.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: Sometimes, yes.

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