• With: Jesse Watters

    JASON BATEMAN, ACTOR: I don't think so.

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    WATTERS: Ever worn a suit?

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: You've got to sometimes when you've got to go to court.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: You need to wax your eyebrows.

    WATTERS: Could you do that for me he in the parking lot.

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    CHRIS FARLEY, ACTOR: This is a little awkward.

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    WATTERS: Are you on food stamps.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 4: Yes. I trade the stamps for beer and vodka, and cigarettes.

    WATTERS: You know you are supposed to spend it on food.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 4: Right.

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    VINCE VAUGHN, ACTOR: It is not flattering on your character.

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    WATTERS: What about these tattoos, what do they represent.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Just my life. This is actually a two-headed dragon.

    WATTERS: A two-headed dragon.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Yes.

    WATTERS: How does a two-headed dragon signify your life.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: I just feel like my life is like a dragon, you know.

    WATTERS: In what way.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Where people sit there and, you know, always sit there and think that they -- you've got -- they have your back and stuff like that.

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    JUDD NELSON, ACTOR: What are you babbling about.

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    WATTERS: Do you know what the Internet is.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 3: Hello, I'm from Key West and I'm not stupid.

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    WATTERS: Wow. Do you think America is in a good place right now.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 9: Probably not. I'm in a god place, so that works for me.

    WATTERS: How is America doing.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 4: Frankly, we don't give a damn. We're waiting for Cuba to open up.

    WATTERS: So, we need to emulate the Cuban system.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 4: Why not.

    WATTERS: How is America doing as a country.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: Well, you see, when you live in Key West, you forget about the rest of the country.

    WATTERS: Have you signed up for ObamaCare yet.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: It's the first thing on my list of things to do after I have my coffee and my beer.