• With: Jesse Watters

    O'REILLY: We know what you were doing.

    WATTERS: I know you'd find this hard to believe, Bill. I, myself, was unsexy for a period of time, OK.

    O'REILLY: Was that when you had the collar up on the shirt or --

    WATTERS: No, no. I had long hair for a period -- I wore plaid. I drove a Chrysler Le Baron.

    O'REILLY: You're wearing plaid now, Watters. I hate to break it for you, you know.

    WATTERS: No, but this is Gingham. This is Gingham, OK? All right?

    O'REILLY: Now, now, if I were the guy in the banana suit, I would have punched you, man.


    I really would have duked you out.

    WATTERS: I said, "Listen, guy, I've got to split."


    "I'm out of here."

    O'REILLY: You got banana split, OK. All right, now, University of Houston, all right, in the town, --

    WATTERS: Yes.


    O'REILLY: -- fourth largest city. I've got to say here. I worked in Dallas for two years, the best-looking women in the world are in Texas.

    WATTERS: I mean, you would think so.

    O'REILLY: Yes.

    WATTERS: Right. I mean, there's oil money there, there's a hot sun, --


    -- Latino population. I don't know what's going wrong there.

    O'REILLY: I don't know either. I don't know what's going wrong at the University of Houston but the BuzzBeat says, --


    -- whatever. All right, we're not going to tell anybody what your next assignment is but it's going to be on Monday.

    WATTERS: Yes.

    O'REILLY: And you're going to like it. Watters.

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