• With: Jesse Watters

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    LOU ABBOTT, ACTOR: I don't know. Third base.

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    WATTERS Watch your step.

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    JAMES STEWART, ACTOR: What I need is a couple of good, stiff drinks. How about you.

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    WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: Patriot. I respect her, too.

    WATTERS: Who is it.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: I have no idea.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: Well, I'm from California, so --

    WATTERS: I'm sorry to hear that.

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    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: -- pinhead.

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    UNIDENTIFIED MUPPET: You'll get no argument from me on that.

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    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Patriot.

    WATTERS: Patriot.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Yes.

    WATTERS: So, you know who this is.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Who is he.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: I don't know who that is.

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    WATTERS: You've never seen her before?

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: No. That's a hard one.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: She's the House Minority Leader.

    WATTERS: Word.

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    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: And if politicians should have to read a bill before they vote on it, then it's time for her to go.

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    UNIDENTIFIED ACTOR: Go, go on!

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    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: Patriot. She's just so strong. And if she heard me say anything else, she'd probably come hunt me.

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    MARLON BRANDO, ACTOR: You can act like a man. What's the matter?

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    WATTERS: Most people could kick your butt though.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: I'm pretty sure of that. I mean, who do you call.