• With: Jim Gaffigan

    O'REILLY: But, now, they're like a little idols. And I don't know really what happened there.

    GAFFIGAN: I think that every generation, we try and figure it out. We sit there and we go, "All right, the baby should sleep on the stomach. All right, now, the baby should sleep on its back."

    And we're trying to figure it out and -- I mean that's why I have five kids. It's like all I have to do is go one-for-five, Bill.


    You know, I mean I've got a lot of pancakes to ruin.


    GAFFIGAN: Babies are a lot of work. I try and pitch in. I do diapers. I mean I don't change them. But I go, "You've got to do this diaper."



    O'REILLY: Now, final question. You live in New York City when you're not hobnobbing in Vegas with Cher.

    GAFFIGAN: Yes.

    O'REILLY: With five kids in a two-bedroom. How do you that.


    GAFFIGAN: The good news is we live in a two-bedroom apartment.


    So, I thought it through.


    GAFFIGAN: It's not like we're setting a goal. It's just ended up that we're still in a two-bedroom. And, my wife, whenever she has her annual baby, that kind of steers the relocation off a little bit.

    O'REILLY: Well, I want tonight though to make a pitch for everyone to buy your book, "Dad is Fat" so that you can afford to live out in the suburbs where I am.

    GAFFIGAN: Yes, maybe I could move in with you, Bill, you know.

    O'REILLY: I don't think that's going to happen. But we could discuss it. You know, it would be a short conversation.

    All right, Jim, the book is "Dad is Fat," good Father's Day gift. We appreciate your talking to us.

    GAFFIGAN: Thanks for having me, appreciate it.

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