The Strangest Looks From Paris Fashion Week
Paris Fashion Week is taking place in the city of haute couture, but there’s one question we’ve been pondering lately:
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What is going on? No, seriously, is there something in the champagne?
What should be a celebration of high-end designs for the fall/winter seasons has apparently been a parade of all things tres-ick. Sure, fashion is meant to be a form of self-expression, a form of a wearable art, but some of these latest pieces are downright hideous.
Some of the looks making their debuts: gowns reminiscent of bathroom mats, a dress involving a serious amount of an office supply at a mock supermarket and tighty-whities.
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To see what we mean, check out some of our “picks” below:
Because nothing says chic like a giant furry hat bigger than your head.
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Let’s get a bunch of Post-Its, glue them on a pink fishing net, and pair them with knee-high boots with fingerless opera gloves. Date night!
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Nothing solves those what-do-I-wear woes quite like channeling your inner Avatar.
We're calling this macaroni.
Just. No. Words.
To solve her lack of eyebrows, this model opted to leave her rain-drenched hair untouched. There may have been scissors involved.
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Nothing says happiness like ice cream scrawled on your shirt, neon sneakers, and an apple on your head.
Try sitting down. We dare you.
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We wouldn’t look comfortable, either.
Maybe she's just really cold.
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There’s been a yeti spotting in Paris.
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Well, that's practical.
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Bill Gaytten for John Galliano
Can’t decide between snakeskin and the bathroom rug? Have both!
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Remember your childhood when mom somehow found the ugliest coat at the local department store and forced you to wear it, even if it meant sacrificing your dignity? Yeah, that.
Want to look thinner? You can always use a corset to cinch the waist, but what about an oversized furry turtleneck to make your neck disappear completely, too? Boom, inches lost in seconds!
Jean Paul Gaultier
Katy Perry called. She wants her “Alien” costume back.
Raggedy Ann has found a new career.