It’s the 4th of July on Thursday. That means we’re getting unapologetically America, we’re eating corn dogs like they’re candy corn, and we’re not even gonna pretend we haven’t already bought temporary flag tattoos. But we’re also going to bring a sensible pair of shoes and a pair of sunglasses that aren’t patriotic shuttershades, because few things kill a buzz faster than blisters and awkward sunburn patterns. HOT PRODUCT: Patriotic Nail Wraps We did some thinking so you don’t have to, and rounded up 11 July 4th essentials: from the red lipstick you can throw on five seconds before hitting the bar, to the bathing suit that hides all signs of a burger belly. Just add sunscreen and obnoxiously patriotic face stickers.