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Please Her (and Yourself) on V-Day

Girls are easy! (Get your mind out of the gutter.) We're talking easy to please! Getting your girl in the mood doesn't require a ton of time, effort or moula. Just a bit of thought. Hold off on the mini violins and eye rolling. This couldn't be better news for you guys on V-Day. Here are our 5 tips to gifting and getting what YOU want on the most romantic night of the year.

1- A Card is a MUST

No matter how much money you spend on a gift, a card is a necessity in keeping her calm on the 14th. This doesn't require hours at the stationary store, however. In fact, a homemade card is a definite DO (just remember - computer or lined paper is a DON'T). If the thought of arts and crafts gets you crazy, hit a Hallmark for a quick fix. Let those genius writers do the work for you and buy something sappy, sign your name and you're good to go. However, if you're in that place in your relationship where you're not ready to rhyme your real feelings, buy a blank and write your own message. Shivering at the thought? Here are some sure-fire suggestions...

1- You are my everything (cheesy, but powerful).
2- You complete me (avoid if she's seen Jerry Maguire).
3- I love you (only, ONLY, say if you mean it. Trust us, it is you who will suffer most in the end).

Of course, there are definitely things you should never say. read on...

1- Never change (no woman is attracted to a man stuck in high school yearbook mode).
2- I like you (this will only remind her that you don't love her yet. AVOID).
3- Happy Valentine's Day (only acceptable when accompanied with something more meaningful. See above).

2- Embrace the Monogram

This is a winner for two reasons - the fact that you thought ahead, and you know her middle name. The key here, kiddos, is thinking ahead. A monogram takes time to order. Here are your best bets...

1- Sheets (subliminal message, free of charge)
2- Towels (women love the thought of domesticating you. She'll die with joy).
3- Jewelry (avoid Tiffany's - so obvi and too nineties).

3- Personal Presents

Again with the violins? Hear us out! You will save money! An expensive gift means nothing if she doesn't want it. You have to get her something she's been thinking about. Again, this takes time. Start around the holidays - ask her if there's anything Santa forgot in his sleigh (she'll love that). IF you're at a total loss, here are some staples...

1- Anything spa related (only ok when paired with a card that says- some R+R for all you do).
2- A gift certificate to her favorite restaurant (not to be used on V-Day, this is an add-on).
3- Anything her mother, sister, or best friend suggests (the gate keepers of great gifts).

Of course, there are gifts you should NEVER buy.

1- Gym clothes ("You think I'm fat???" Yes, she'll think you think she's fat).
2- Cookbooks (or anything related to the kitchen).
3- Gift cards (too impersonal, the exception being a very expensive one from Barney's).

4- Roses are Red...

But hopefully not on Valentine's Day. Not only will a dozen roses cost you a fortune, but girls think they are cliche. Go for white or yellow or something completely different like an orchid plant. She'll think you're sophisticated.

5- Ditch the Resis

On V-Day restaurants are pricey and prix-fix - not fun for you or your wallet. Plan something intimate at home. Stop freaking! You don't have to cook a 3 course dinner. Try a cheese platter, some vino, some chocolate and strawberries. You'll get her in the mood so fast, she'll forget you didn't take her out. Keep in mind, this plan is perfect if you're still in the honeymoon faze. If you've been together for a while, your girlfriend or wife will be onto your tricks. Click here for some easy, breezy recipes.

Happy Valentine's Day!

 

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