Strange adventures in pet ownership: A UK man noticed that his beloved goldfish was constipated, brought him to the vet, learned that it would cost roughly $465 for surgery, left the vet because it would be crazy to pay that kind of money for a goldfish, returned guiltily 10 minutes later to pay the money, and now has a healthy goldfish again, reports the Telegraph.
The two necessary quotes from the vet:
- "The issue was the fish couldn't poo and it would have eventually become toxic and it would have died."
- "The actual surgery is quite straightforward but administering the anesthetic is quite complicated." (It involved tubes and a miniature heart-rate monitor, and the the Daily Mail has photos.)
The vet in Norfolk removed two lumpy obstructions from the 3-inch fish during a 50-minute procedure and stitched it back up.
This is actually the second goldfish surgery to make headlines within a year, though the first fish was 10 years old and the more recent patient is just under 3 years old; the creature's life expectancy is about 10 years.
(That other goldfish actually had brain surgery.)
This article originally appeared on Newser: $465 Surgery Saves Constipated Goldfish
More From Newser
- Teen Dies Days After Legs Severed at Birthday Party
- Secret Underground Nazi WMD Factory Found: Report
- Tragic Story Behind 3 Partial Skeletons Finally Revealed