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If Lifetime cast the David Petraeus scandal movie
If Lifetime made a movie of the dramatic David Petraeus sex scandal, they would title it "Call of Booty," and cast it thusly.

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Bruce Willis as David Petraeus
The movie opens with Bruce Willis decked out in his “Moonrise Kingdom” style military garb, playing Gen. David Petraeus as he resigns from his role as CIA director and watches his scandal unravel.

 

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Angie Harmon as Paula Broadwell
Enter Angie Harmon as the tough female biographer who is identified as the woman Petraeus is having an affair with. Harmon would make a perfect Paula Broadwell with her strong features and personality.

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Sally Field as Holly Petraeus
Next, we see Sally Field as the betrayed wife, Holly Petraeus, the general's wife of 37 years. Though Field skipped the recent Lifetime reboot of "Steel Magnolias" we don't imagine she would turn down this role.

 

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Kim Kardashian as Jill Kelley
Socialite Jill Kelley is best played by Los Angeles socialite and reality star, Kim Kardashian. Now in her 30s, Kardashian is an obvious choice for the other…other woman. Kardashian’s Armenian looks are a good match for Kelley’s, who is of Lebanese decent, and Kardashian will pull a "Parent Trap" and play both Jill Kelley and her sister in the saga. 

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If Lifetime cast the David Petraeus scandal movie

If Lifetime made a movie of the dramatic David Petraeus sex scandal, they would title it "Call of Booty," and cast it thusly.

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