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FOX411 Recast Blast: 'Full House'
We recast the '90s family sitcom with current stars. How rude!

'Full House'

From 1987 to 1995, kids gathered around the TV every Friday evening to watch the Tanner family on ABC. 

Our 'T.G.I.F' nostaligia has inspired a recasting of the San Francisco sitcom. 

Click through to find out who we chose for our imaginary update!

(ABC)

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'Full House' Recast

Which three guys did we choose to raise the adorable Tanner girls? A hilarious newsman, a romantic comedy star, and a TV nerd. 

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Bob Saget was everyone's favorite warm and fuzzy dad. Widower Danny enlisted the help of his brother-in-law and best friend to raise his daughters after their mom was killed by a drunk driver.

(ABC)

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Stephen Colbert was born to play Danny Tanner! OK, maybe not, but the 'Colbert Report' host would be incredibly funny as the neat freak family man. Plus, there's a very strong resemblance.

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(AP2009)

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Canadian Dave Coulier played goofy Joey.

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'The Office' star Rainn Wilson is kooky enough for this role, and hilarious. He'd do a far better Mr. Woodchuck, too.

(AP)

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John Stamos was the swoon-worthy, hair-obsessed Uncle Jesse.

(ABC)

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He'd need to up the sex appeal, but we think Paul Rudd could be melodramatic enough to play the girls' sensitive uncle.

And he'd need bigger hair.

(REUTERS)

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DJ Tanner

Oldest daughter "Donna Jo" Tanner was played by Candace Cameron.

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Neutrogena girl Hayden Panettiere could do a good job working out DJ's teen issues.

(AP)

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Middle child Stephanie was played with zest by Jodie Sweetin. Little did we know what child stardom would do to Jodie as an adult!

(ABC)

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Miley Cyrus' precocious little sis has been getting showbiz experience with projects like 'Ponyo.' She's ready to play Stephanie!

(REUTERS) 

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Before they became pint-size fashion moguls, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen took turns playing baby Michelle. We have no idea which one this is.

(ABC)

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Director Adam McKay's daughter Pearl gained Internet fame when she starred in 'The Landlord' on funnyordie.com. Does she have the comedic chops to handle Michelle's catch phrases? You got it, dude!

(funnyordie.com)

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Lori Laughlin played Jesse's wife, Danny's co-anchor and a mother figure to the Tanner girls.

(ABC)

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Adorable Rachel Bilson would be a great Becky.

(AP)

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Andrea Barber was perfect as the Tanner family's annoying neighbor.

(ABC)

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Now that she's off 'Melrose Place,' Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is free to do another remake. We can totally see her as DJ's best friend.

(REUTERS)

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