Danielle Knudson's Bikini Gig, Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Apprentice' Gig, and Much, Much More

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Here's what's going on out there:

• Earlier this week, GUESS model Danielle Knudson shared a photo from her recent campaign with Beach Bunny Swimwear (above), modeling one of the brand's skimpier bikinis. Or at least we're led to believe that's a bikini — by the looks of it, our first guess was that Knudson simply got herself tangled in a pile of lace scraps and shoelaces.

• Knudson, a friend of FNM, also paid a visit to our studios to discuss some of her more memorable (and perhaps more clothed) campaigns for GUESS, including a sizzling "Charlie's Angels"-type shoot from earlier this year. Watch the video below for a preview, then from her campaigns:

<p>• NBC announced on Monday that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be succeeding Donald Trump as <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2015/09/14/media/arnold-schwarzenegger-apprentice-nbc/" target="_blank">the new host of &quot;Celebrity Apprentice,&quot;</a> where he will mentor, nurture, and judge the contestants during their weekly challenges, and then, at the end of each episode, decide which contestant to blow away with a large machine gun: </p> <p>• Disney is reportedly developing <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/new-mary-poppins-movie-works-823064" target="_blank">a sequel to &quot;Mary Poppins,&quot;</a> their 1964 film about a nanny who feeds sugar to her charges and introduces them to a vagabond chimneysweep. The plot of the upcoming movie has yet to be revealed, so just assume Poppins will double-down on her negligent behavior and have a full-on affair with the man of the house.</p> <p></p> <p>• As revealed in new paparazzi photos that we can't quite afford, Kate Middleton debuted a  en route to church this past Sunday. So just picture the hairdo she normally has, then imagine the strands in the front are ever-so-slightly shorter than you're envisioning. It's just <em>breathtaking</em>, isn't it? <strong>UPDATE:</strong> We decided to shell out for them. See one below, then </p> <p></p> <p>• Gary Richrath, the guitarist for soft-rock pioneers REO Speedwagon during their heyday in the 1970s and 80s, <a href="http://in.reuters.com/article/2015/09/14/music-reospeedwagon-richrath-idINL1N11K15820150914" target="_blank">died of unspecified causes</a> this past Sunday. He was 65, and he probably would've liked it very much if you blasted &quot;Can't Fight This Feeling&quot; in his honor when you get home from work tonight.</p> <p>• Actress and newly naturalized U.S. citizen Emily Blunt appeared on Monday's episode of &quot;The Ellen DeGeneres Show,&quot; only for Ellen to <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/09/14/emily-blunt-gets-a-patriotic-scare-on-ellen-watch-here/" target="_blank">scare her senseless</a> by having a man in an Uncle Sam outfit scream in her face (below). Welcome to America, Emily! Please entrust us with protecting you while you sleep and educating your children!</p> <p><iframe allowfullscreen frameborder="0" height="406" src="http://widgets.ellentube.com/videos/0_a8o3a8p2/" width="720">

• According to the New York Post, Kylie Jenner's bodyguards shoved Jessica Alba out of the way while escorting Jenner from a fashion show at New York Fashion Week. Onlookers say Alba "didn't freak out," but we're guessing she would've shoved Jenner right back had she no fear of Jenner's young bouncy body ricocheting off a potted plant and slamming right back into her.

• And finally, singer and songwriter The Weeknd currently holds the Billboard Hot 100's top two spots with "Can't Feel My Face" (below) and "The Hills." It's a feat that hasn't been accomplished since the Black Eyed Peas topped the charts with "I Gotta Feeling" and "Boom Boom Pow" in 2009, which begs the question, what the heck were we thinking in 2009?