Here's what's happening, people:
On Monday, Kendall Jenner walked the runway at the Sonia Rykiel show in Paris wearing nothing but a few strips of clothing and see-through fabric (below). She later wore a more demure khaki jumper, too, but we cant find many pictures of that. As it turns out, we as a society don't care much for Kendall Jenner when she's properly clothed.
Speaking of stripping, how does a restaurant-quality NY strip steak sound? Pretty good, right? Watch the video above to see how Food Network's Willie Degel — also the founder and CEO of Uncle Jack's Steakhouses — prepares his restaurant's signature recipe.
People and Hello! magazine now have pictures from George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's wedding, including photos of the dress, the guests, and their hideous, unwieldy wedding cake.
Taylor Swift acknowleged her uncanny resemblance to Swedish musician Avicii in an Instagram post on Saturday (below). But perhaps this is just a clever ruse to keep up from discovering that she and Avicii are actually the same person. I mean, have you ever seen the two of them in the same room?
In response to Tracy Morgan's lawsuit against Walmart, the company told a federal court that Morgan's injuries were caused by his failure to wear a seat belt. But we're thinking the huge Walmart truck that crashed into him probably had something to do with it, too.
"Shameless" actress Emmy Rossum told People magazine she had seven cakes at her birthday earlier this month. And if not for the fact that we want to be invited to her next birthday-cake-bonanaza in 2015, we'd point out how excessive that is.
Selena Gomez Instagrammed a bikini selfie from the Caribbean where's she's currently vacationing with boyfriend Justin Bieber (below). She also uploaded the photo on its side, perhaps because she's been drinking from too many coconuts filled with rum and frilly umbrellas.
Amanda Bynes was arrested for driving under the influence of Adderall on Sunday in Los Angeles. And considering her previous driving record — which includes a DUI, a suspended license, and two hit and run accidents — let's everybody stay the hell away from the roads in Los Angeles.
Along with husband Adam Levine, Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo went nude in the latest Maroon 5 music video for the song "Animals" (below). But if you don't wanna sit through Maroon 5 music video for the song "Animals," just skip to the end.
One royal biographer is predicting that Prince William and Kate Middleton will name their unborn child after Princess Diana should it be a girl, which is a safe bet if we've ever heard one. So if you really want to win big at your office pool, put your money on Oprah, or Blue Ivy.
Speaking of Will and Kate, Chelsea Clinton and husband Marc Merzinsky pulled a "Duke and Duchess" and debuted their first-born to the fawning press outside the doors of their hospital. Because it's not like anybody needs clear access to the hospital's doors, right?
And finally, select McDonald's locations are reportedly testing a new item they call the chorizo breakfast burrito depite the actual item containing no chorizo at all, but rather chorizo-flavored chicken. This is even more disappionting than the time we found out Shamrock Shakes contain no actual shamrocks.