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Black Eyed Peas member Fergie said that her 11-month-old son Axl likes to French kiss her. "It's so delicious," she told Chelsea Handler. "But I’ll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else it’ll be weird." (Nope! Too late, Fergie!)
Elvis may have left the building long ago, but his musical legacy and love of still live on. In fact, Robicelli's Bakery in New York decided to honor the King with his own cupcake, and it's filled with all of Presley's favorite flavors, including bacon. See how it's made in the video above.
Kim Kardashian took part in a photoshoot for the makers of HYPE energy drink (below), in which she sported cornrows and a tight futuristic outfit (below). It's good to know that, in the future, we still appreciate cleavage.
Despite being released well over two months ago, the Tom Cruise film "Edge of Tomorrow" is retroactively being renamed "Live, Die, Repeat" in an effort to entice DVD buyers and VOD viewers. So apparently, it's never too late to rename something. You hear that, Christina Aguilera? It's never too late.
Taylor Swift and friend Jamie King took part in the ice bucket challenge to fund ALS research (below), and geez, the resulting cheers/shrieks/screams will blow out your computer speakers. Seriously, turn down the volume before clicking play:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are pretty much back together, solidifying their reconciliation with a movie date and a church meeting. Then, in all likelihood, Justin further solidified their relationship on some kind of yacht filled with supermodels.
Just in case you're not content to keep your breakfast down, Katy Perry got her nose pierced and shared the video on Instagram this past Friday:
"Dancing With the Stars" regular Derek Hough will be joining the cast of ABC's "Nashville" for the third season. His character is being described as a "beguiling and disarming movie star," and we're guessing he'll just so happen to know the foxtrot, too!
In a teaser for her WEtv show "Kendra on Top," Kendra Wilkinson confirmed that she indeed flushed her wedding ring down the toilet once she learned of her husband's infidelity. This probably comes as harsh news to her family, and even harsher news to her septic services representative, who always cautioned her about flushing non-biodegradable items.
In honor of her 56th birthday, Madonna uploaded a topless photo of herself (below) along with the caption "In my birthday suit!" Although, if she's being honest with herself, this isn't her current birthday suit. This is the birthday suit of a much younger, more relevant Madonna.
Page Six is reporting that Kanye West and Paul McCartney are secretly collaborating on several new songs together, including a track called "Piss on My Grave." With a name like that, how could it not be the "Hey Jude" of the new generation?
Jessica Alba threw out the first pitch at Sunday's L.A. Dodgers game (watch her warming up below), but she didn't do it which is probably why you're reading about it here and not at Maxim.com.
At age 43, musician Kid Rock is already going to be a grandpa. But let's not expect him to chance his "Kid" moniker anytime soon; Grandpa Rock just doesn't have the same ring to it, you know?
Following his "uncoupling" with Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin is now reportedly dating Jennifer Lawrence. So now we're pretty sure we know his type: attractive blonde women who have won Academy Awards in films produced by Donna Gigliotti. We're on to you, Martin.
And finally, a problem with this year's hazelnut crop in Turkey could reportedly lead to a shortage of Nutella in the near future. But let's all hope it doesn't come to that, because we all know Donna in Accounting is gonna throw a fit if she can't get her Nutella fix at lunchtime.