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Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo in honor of her late dog Floyd (below), and it's positioned directly underneath her left sideboob on a swath of skin that — surprisingly — isn't already occupied by an anthropomorphic tongue tattoo, or a drawing of a psychedelic kitten in a leotard.
Paris Hilton threw a Fourth of July party over the weekend, opting to wear a strappy black swimsuit (below) that's definitely going to leave her with some pretty gnarly tanlines.
Joan Rivers doesn't mince words in her new book "Diary of a Mad Diva, especially when it concerns her fellow celebrities. Get a peek inside her mind in the latest "In the FOXlight" interview above.
However, Joan Rivers does walk off of live CNN interviews if the host is asking too many "negative" questions, or prompting Joan to defend her controversial statements on celebrities, fur, or actresses who look fat in their Golden Globe dresses.
Addressing Gary Oldman's politically incorrect Playboy interview, Mel Gibson told Variety magazine that "these things happen," though they presumably happen much more often if your name is Mel Gibson.
Chris Martin told BBC Radio 2 that he's no longer a vegetarian in the wake of his uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow, confirming that the consumption of crab cakes was probably a point of contention in the Goop household.
After four years together, Jessica Simpson finally made an honest man out of fiance Eric Johnson, the father of her two children.
Mila Kunis told W magazine that her first ever kiss was from fiance Ashton Kutcher back when they were co-starring on "That 70s Show," though hopefully not directly after he just finished playing with an entire litter of dogs:
Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are probably dating, as evidenced by a photo of the two kissing during a beachy boat trip in Italy. But they're probably still in those early stages of a new relationship, when it's all butterflies and abdominal workouts.
The wax likenesses of Prince William and Kate Middleton underwent makeovers for Madame Tussauds in London, leaving them with a fresh, waxy appearance usually reserved for nightmare clowns and cadavers.
Taylor Swift posed for a "family portrait" over Fourth of July weekend with a bunch of her famous girlfriends, including Jaime King and Emma Stone. We'd post it below, but "Girls" star Lena Dunham went ahead and sullied it with a big 'ol middle finger, probably because she doesn't understand how to exist in the same room with so many drama-free women.
In other Taylor Swift news, her Red Tour has broken the record for generating the most revenue of any single tour by a country artist. It's grossed more than $150 million so far, or more than enough money to keep her in until the end of time.
And finally, Joey Chestnut a won the annual Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest by managing to put away 61 hot dogs in 12 minutes, along with several large mouthfuls of his dignity.