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Of all the people we expected to be sharing bikini photos on social media, "Rizzoli & Isles" star Angie Harmon (below) wasn't high on the list. But look, Rizzoli is pretty good at it! (Or maybe she's Isles? We don't know; we don't watch the show.)
Kristen Stewart has reportedly threatened to sue Joan Rivers over unflattering comments Rivers made in her new book "Diary of a Mad Diva." But if anybody should be suing Rivers, it's Tyler Perry's Madea character, as she must certainly own the trademark to the "Diary of a Mad … " franchise.
Robin Thicke released a video for his latest single "Get Her Back" (below), and surprise surprise, it's another ham-fisted attempt to woo back his estranged wife Paula Patton.
On Tuesday, Queen Elizabeth II paid a visit to the Northern Ireland set of "Game of Thrones," presumably to discuss the ever-encroaching threat of that Targaryan girl and her dragons.
It's not enough that we make our most promising tennis athletes practice their craft in skimpy uniforms — now, we demand to see them in the nude! (At least that's our theory behind ESPN magazine's latest nude pictorial of Venus Williams.)
— ESPNTennis (@ESPNTennis) June 23, 2014
Katy Perry reportedly offered to write a theme song for Hilary Clinton's presidential campaign. It is as yet unknown whether the song will contain references to Clinton kissing other girls, and/or liking it.
Emily Ratajkowski has once again rebuffed mankind's preconceived notion of "clothes," as the Sports Illustrated and "Blurred Lines" model has predictably returned to her natural topless state for the cover of GQ's July issue.
Gordon Ramsay recently announced that his "Kitchen Nightmares" series will be coming to an end after the 12th season. (We guess you're off the hook for now, you awful Ethiopian restaurant in our neighborhood!)
A spokesperson for Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard has revealed they're expecting their second child, and that "the whole family is beyond excited" over the news. But if you ask us, it's pretty presumptuous to assume that their barely cognizant 1-year-old daughter is "beyond excited" over this. Maybe she just saw a pretty butterfly!
Like any normal mother, Madonna took a picture of her daughter Lourdes (below, center) before the letting the 17-year-old run off to her senior prom. Then, unlike most normal mothers, she immediately Instagrammed the photo with a hashtag that read "yaaaaaassssssb****."
"Big Bang Theory" actress Kaley Cuoco recently left a Los Angeles yoga class in basically just a bra, probably because of the wonderful range of movement it allows, and not at all for the ravenous paparazzi lingering outside the studio.
Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and Harry Connick Jr. will all be returning for season 14 of "American Idol," as they very well should, seeing as this is the best gig any of them has had in years.
And finally, Disneyland Paris will soon be opening Chez Remy, a real-life restaurant based on the fictional restaurant in the 2007 film "Ratatouille." We can already picture a delightful little rodent preparing, tasting, and generally crawling all over your dinner before it gets to the table!