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Taylor Swift posted a bikini picture (above) to her Instagram account on Monday, but it's from ten yards away. That's cheating, Taylor.
Kristen Bell, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Nia Long and Minnie Driver all strategically covered their private parts for Allure magazine's annual Nudes Issue.
Somehow, H&M allowed Gisele Bundchen to sing a cover of Blondie's "Heart of Glass" in a new swimwear campaign/music video for the brand. Her voice might leave a lot to be desired, but at least Gisele managed to look slightly uncomfortable in her own skin, too. Amazing!
Instead of muttering it under his breath like the rest of the human population, "Mad Men" actor Jon Hamm went ahead and just called Justin Bieber a "****head" in Men's Fitness magazine.
In her never-ending quest to become the best-dressed human wherever she goes, Kate Middleton put everybody in Uluru, Australia, to shame earlier this week. (She also brought a change of clothes, apparently).
British director Danny Boyle ("Trainspotting," "Slumdog Millionaire") is in talks to replace David Fincher as the director of that upcoming Steve Jobs biopic, with Leonardo DiCaprio having been reportedly approached to replace Ashton Kutcher's portrayal of Jobs in mankind's collective consciousness.
Jennifer Lawrence did something different with her short hair, debuting her grungy, January-Jones-meets-Kurt-Cobain hairdo before a taping of "Good Morning America" on Monday.
Richard Gere has reportedly taken a liking to "Top Chef" host Padma Lakshmi. Either that, or he's simply been courting her in order to secure a spot as a "Top Chef" celebrity guest judge.
Miranda Lambert says she decided to launch a new line of countrified footwear at DSW because she couldn't find a pair of shoes she loved in other stores. The piles and piles of money she stands to earn is just a bonus.
Dave Haywood, who you might know as that other guy from Lady Antebellum who occasionally plays the mandolin, is expecting his first child with wife Kelli.
"Glee" actress Lea Michelle's nipple apparently wanted second billing in MIchelle's upcoming music video, so it popped itself out of her shirt during filming.
Enrique Iglesias claimed that his father Julio had yet to meet his girlfriend of 12 years, former tennis star Anna Kournikova. But in fairness, Iglesias said that he's barely seen the guy himself.
Some photos of Paul Walker's brothers on the set of "Fast and Furious 7" have been released, and holy cow, that younger one looks almost identical to his older brother.
And finally, a Lithuanian wine company is packaging its new red wines in paint cans. We're not sure why, but our only guess is that — much like non-alcoholic beer keeps people from drinking actual beer — these wine cans will discourage people from drinking actual paint.