Here's what we're talking about at the water cooler:
Fans seem to think that Naya Rivera of "Glee" got breast augmentation surgery after she shared busty photos of herself on Instagram. She was also pretty generous with the skin at the show's 100th episode party (above).
Speaking of which, Mariah Carey revealed that she celebrated St. Patrick's Day in a tiny green bikini, with a fake shamrock tattoo on her boob. Just like any proper person of Irish ancestry.
Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears got married on Friday in New Orleans, and for some ridiculous reason, her mother decided wearing a wedding gown as well.
Also in New Orleans, Miley Cyrus performed a karaoke rendition of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," where she "rapped" (i.e., sang the parts that everyone knows by heart and fudged the rest) and gyrated for onlookers:
Former 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey named his least favorite boy band of the '90s on Monday night's episode of Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live." He picked a relatively safe choice, seeing as almost nobody remembers a group called 5ive.
Following Kanye West's assault of a paparazzo this summer, a judge has sentenced the rapper to two years' probation, 24 anger management classes and 250 hours of community service.
In movie news, Sofia Coppola is now burdened with the thankless task of directing a live-action "Little Mermaid" adaptation. It's time to get prematurely angry and/or excited!
The first trailer for the new CGI "Peanuts" movie has been released, and it emphasizes the fact that Charlie Brown's "blockhead" is really more of a "planetoid-head." You'll see what we mean below:
Disney CEO Bob Iger announced that the new "Star Wars" sequels will be set 30 years after the events of "Return of the Jedi," to which the internet let out a collective "duh," because they've gotta explain Mark Hamill's aged face somehow.
In less obvious news, Iger also announced that we're probably getting a sequel to "The Incredibles," one of Disney/Pixar's best joint efforts. Disney also announced a "Cars 3," to the delight of Larry the Cable Guy and almost no one else.
On Tuesday, Prince William who delivered Prince George during a ceremony at Buckingham Palace. Probably because he was so complimentary toward Kate, as we were once shown on "Saturday Night Live":
New Baldwin alert! Hailey Baldwin (Steven's daughter) is now hanging out with Kylie Jenner. But don't expect her to go wild on Instagram for another year, because she's only 17.
Columbia Pictures has paid allowed Buzzfeed to post a deleted scene from "American Hustle" featuring Jennifer Lawrence angrily cleaning her living room.
George Clooney and his new girlfriend Amal Alamuddin went to Tanzania to look at wildlife and hang with the locals. But we know you just want to see what she looks like, so here's that.
Leonardo DiCaprio bought himself yet another NYC apartment — specifically, the one directly ajacent to the apartment he owns in the very same building. Dude likes to have options, apparently. Nearly identical options.
A study by the Urban Institute has revealed that MySpace is one of the foremost social networking sites for soliciting sex. They failed to mention that it hosts a lot of crappy music from our friends' bands, as well.
Clarissa Dickson Wright of "The Two Fat Ladies" died on Saturday at the age of 66. She was the last remaining "Fat Lady" after Jennifer Paterson's passing in 1999.
According to "Full House" actress Lori Loughlin, she and co-star John Stamos never dated because she was married to her first husband for most of the show's run. "Literally when I was getting divorced, he met Rebecca [Romijn]," she added.
And finally, Taco Bell's hot sauces are now available in bottled form for home chefs. But if you buy some, just know that it's probably the last grocery item you'll buy before giving up entirely and just eating at Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner (and fourthmeal).