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Here's three things on the web that will help you forget that you're not making nearly as much cash as Taylor Swift. That girl is really banking!

Miranda Kerr strips down. Do we need to say more?

Kris Jenner planned Kim K’s elaborate wedding proposal. Please tell us at least their love is real.

Do you speak Pig Latin? Here are some impressions of foreign languages that sound authentic.

Speaking of impressions, Paul Rudd’s not so great at them.

Brandi Glanville is so adamant she is telling the truth, she claims she’ll take a lie detector test.

Twitter can predict when you’re going to be hung over. Hey, Twitter fetch us a coffee and some Advil.

Selena, Selena, Selena…when you’re older you’ll regret getting back together with Justin Bieber as well as the Dirty Dancing video that went viral.

President Obama joins Zach Galifianakis on “’Between Two Ferns.”