Here's what's happening, people:
Just in case you forgot that Gisele is an extremely fit supermodel, above is a photo she posted to Instagram in which she's modeling her new line of Gisele Bündchen Intimates.
"Mad Men" actress Elisabeth Moss told NYMag that her marriage to "SNL" alum and current "Portlandia" star Fred Armisen was "traumatic and awful and horrible."
On Monday, Justin Bieber posted two videos to Instagram featuring himself and Selena Gomez practicing a "rather erotic dance," but it appears to have already been removed. UPDATE: JustJared has both videos. Here's one:
Jason Sudekis might be taking the lead role in "Fletch Won," the new Fletch reboot that you weren't asking for.
Sean Combs (aka P. Diddy, aka Diddy, aka Puff Daddy) has offered to buy the Fuse network for $200 million, presumably so he can finally have a place to broadcast his music videos.
On Monday's episode of "The Tonight Show," Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombed unsuspecting NYC tourists in the name of comedy.
Fifth-season "American Idol" winner Katharine McPhee is apparently back with her husband, just five months after she was photographed cheating on him with her "Smash" director.
No, this isn't a photo of Dita Von Teese experiencing a wardrobe malfunction; the burlesque star was fully aware that her bra and cleavage were busting out of her dress.
Lorde put a radio host in his place after he tried to goad her into admitting to a same-sex relationship with Taylor Swift.
President Obama appeared on Zach Galifinakis' Funny or Die web series "Between Two Ferns," where they talked movies, Michelle Obama, and health insurance.
Miley Cyrus conveniently "missed a costume change" during a recent "concert" in Milwaukee, which "explains" why she simply walked on-stage in her "underwear."
Billboard has calculated Music's Top 40 Money Makers of 2013, and according to their complicated methodology, they'vedetermined that Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney and Justin Timberlake belong at the top of the list.
Kate Upton wants to sue an Islamic website for posting fake nude photos of her on the internet.
Richie Sambora told PEOPLE.com that he thinks his ex-wife Heather Locklear is "still hot" after seeing her on "Frankin and Bash." But we could have told him that months ago.
And finally, there's a new browser app that informs you whenever somebody "un-friends" you on Facebook. Because why wouldn't you want a reminder to feel that much worse about yourself?