Here's what all the hubbub's about:
Taylor Swift went on an adorable little road trip with Victoria's Secret model Karlie Kloss and they documented some of that adorable-ness for Instagram.
The performers at the 2014 ACM Awards have been announced, and they include Miranda Lambert, Keith Urban, Blake Shelton, George Strait, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean, The Band Perry, and probably a bunch of the other country stars who always perform at these things.
The nominations for this year's MTV Movie Awards have been announced. And with so many nods for "The Wolf of Wall Street" and none for Adam Sandler, it looks like they're trying to class this thing up a bit.
Andrew Garfield, our current Spider-Man, was reportedly supposed to present at the Oscars, but threw a tantrum and quit during rehearsals. Not so big a deal, until you realize his co-presenter was supposed to be Make-a-Wish's Batkid, and that Batkid's part was scrapped too.
Steven Spielberg might do a "West Side Story" remake, to which he'll probably add a precocious child actress and a heavy-handed message about friendship.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have set a date for their Paris wedding. It doesn't really matter when, since none of us are invited, but it's in May. Just in case you were wondering.
Alanis Morissette is suing her former housekeeper, who allegedly stole Morissette's dog as part of a "severance" that she felt she was due.
There's an online preview for the upcoming Jimi Hendrix biopic "All Is By My Side," starring Andre Benjamin (OutKast's Andre 3000) as Hendrix. Meanwhile, Big Boi just released a song about "Game of Thrones."
Jessica Simpson is flaunting her figure in yet another Weight Watchers commercial. (We get it, Jessica. You've lost weight.)
Dimension films has released the first peek at "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For," and yep, Jessica Alba is still stripping in this one.
Italian design house Moschino debuted a line of McDonald's-esque clothing at Milan Fashion Week, and it's upsetting fast food workers.
During Katy Perry's interview on Australian television (the same one in which she talked about ), she cleverly dodged questions about her relationship status by claiming that "all of my fans are my boyfriend!"
According to a photo posted on Homer J. Simpson's official Twitter account, he was rudely nudged out of Ellen DeGeneres' famous Oscar selfie.
Speaking of that, Terry Shipman of Texas wants to beat Ellen's re-tweet record with a selfie he took surrounded by his dogs. If, for some reason, you'd like to help Terry accomplish that, you can go ahead and do that now.
Chelsea Handler really hates Alex Rodriguez. She said as much on Wednesday's "Howard Stern Show," but she didn't get into the specifics of why, other than making the claim that Rodriguez "sleeps around."
Now that she's got herself an Oscar, the whole world is wondering, "Where else can I see this Lupita Nyong'o woman?" So far, the Internet has been able to dig up this 2008 episode of MTV Kenya's "Shuga."
If that's not doing anything for you, at least you can get the same brand of lip balm as Nyong'o … or not. After she pulled out her preferred brand during the Oscar telecast (Clarins HydraQuench), the company claims they've pretty much sold out.
Remember Keira Knightley's waist-diminishing Chanel dress at Paris Fashion Week? Rihanna donned something similar at the festivities, but it didn't look quite as odd.
And finally, Chipotle might stop serving its famous guacamole if we don't get some avacado-growin' weather soon.