Here's today's deal:
Stacy Keibler wore a hot pink suit to Vanity Fair's Young Hollywood party in Los Angeles. We like Stacy and all, but we're still not sure how we feel about it.
Wait, Jane Seymour is 63? We never would have guessed, especially after she showed off her fantastic figure on the red carpet at a Hollywood pre-Oscar party.
Wednesday was Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady's fifth wedding anniversary. She celebrated by uploading a picture from their wedding to her Instagram account.
"Girls" actress Allison Williams is engaged to the founder of CollegeHumor.com. We wish them many years of happiness and bong jokes.
Williams' co-star Adam Driver will probably be playing the villain in J.J. Abrams upcoming "Star Wars" sequels. Either that, or he'll play the quirky female protagonist's jerky boyfriend. Details are still pretty murky.
Rihanna is working on a concept album inspired by a Dreamworks animated film "Home," which she'll also lend her voice to. She's yet to confirm how much of her writhing naked form we'll see in its accompanying animated music videos.
Jason Biggs and wife Jenny Mollen are being criticized for circumcising their newborn son and sharing photos from the ceremony on Instagram. Yet nobody has a problem when Biggs mutilates his own manparts in the "American Pie" movies, because that's entertainment!
Video from Justin Bieber's sobriety test was released by the Miami PD. Click here if you want to watch him walk really slowly in a pair of dumb orange clown shoes.
Jay Leno appeared on "The Arsenio Hall Show" to let Hall know that he's been renewed for a second season. Nobody seemed more relieved than his band, who breathed a sigh of relief before giving each other fist-bumps.
Jim Lange, the original host of "The Dating Game," has died at the age of 81.
Haven't seen Beyonce in the news within the last seven hours? Don't worry! She's just modeling swimwear on Tumblr!
Seth Rogen testified before the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on the current state of Alzheimer's research, but only two senators actually showed up. Seth was still pretty funny, though.
Paula Deen is planning to open a new restaurant, called Paula Deen's Family Kitchen, near Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
Book sales of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy have surpassed the 100 million mark, yet we still don't know a single person who wasn't disappointed by the latter installments.
In 2013 alone, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reported that 10,000 butt implant procedures have been performed in the United States. How many of those were performed on Kim Kardashian is anybody's guess.
Jon Gosselin evidently remarks this his ex-wife Kate can "go and [expletive deleted] die" on an upcoming episode of VH1's "Couples Therapy." So much for therapy, we guess.
And finally, a study published by researchers of Plymouth University claims that playing Tetris can stop you from eating so darn much. Especially when your mouth is too busy screaming curse words — not unlike those uttered by Jon Gosselin — at the screen.