Here's what's happening in our world:
Kim Kardashian squeezed herself into a pair of the tightest cream-colored pants that have ever been created by man.
Kate Middleton is obligated to honor the novelist who once called her a "plastic princess" at an upcoming event for the National Portrait Gallery in London.
Shirley Temple died of natural causes at her home in California. She was 85.
The half-sister of actress Julia Roberts was found dead of what appears to be an apparent drug overdose. Nancy Motes was 37.
Before entering rehab, a North Korean hotel employee claimed former NBA player Dennis Rodman got so drunk he "urinated and emptied the bowels" in the hotel hallway. And following rehab, he was already spotted drinking again.
KTLA's Sam Rubin confused Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fishburne during a live broadcast. “You’re the entertainment reporter for this station? And you don’t know the difference between me and Laurence Fishburne?” remarked Jackson.
Justin Bieber's wax likeness at Madame Tussauds in NYC had to be removed because it kept getting "groped, fondled and grabbed" by fans.
Michelle Obama also said that if she were Bieber's mother, she would "pull him close" and "be very present in his life." But even she wouldn't go as far to grope or fondle his wax statue, unlike some New Yorkers we've heard about.
Gwen Stefani had a star-studded baby shower with guests including Chelsea Handler, Rachel Zoe, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jessica Alba, who was decent enough to bring a large cake-shaped gift.
Miley's ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth was seen kissing Nina Dobrev, the star of "The Vampire Diaries." But somewhere, Miley is probably kissing a guy in a teddy-bear costume, so she won't care.
Jimmy Kimmell will unveil the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on Thursday night.
Sue Cassidy has filed for divorce from David Cassidy, the actor once known for his breakout role on "The Partridge Family" who's now more known for his numerous DUI arrests.
Singer and notorious animal rights activist Morrissey called Prince William a "thickwit" following the royal's hunting excursion in Spain.
An Italian real-estate agent claims he was the inspiration for the character of Christian Grey in E.L. James' "Fifty Shades of Grey," even though it's well documented that James based it on her own "Twilight" fan fiction.
Seemingly ageless 45-year-old supermodel Stephanie Seymour did a sexy photoshoot with her sons for Harper's Bazaar. But it's not creepy at all … NOT.
George Zimmerman won't be boxing DMX as was reported last week … because the new promoter says that "much bigger names" want a chance to bash his face in.
And finally, the "Dumb Starbucks" coffee shop in Los Feliz was closed by the health department sometime after it was revealed to be a stunt (?) by comedian Nathan Fielder.