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Welcome to Break Time! We've got some great gossip from around the web to help you get through the rest of the week.

Snooki says her reality show isn’t real. So, you’re telling us that actual write grammatically incorrect lines for you? Interesting.

The Razzie Nominations are in... and the "winners" are?

50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Issue: From the first cover model to the present…it’s a lot of hotness in one place.

A grandmother gets a lap dance from a stripper on her 100th birthday! Her poor grandchildren are now scarred for life.

Another Disney star Bella Thorn sheds her clothes in attempt to shed her innocence.

Rihanna goes topless again but at this point it would be more exciting if she actually wore a shirt.

A new study reveals that having children completely and utterly destroys the remainder of your life. (The previous line could be a mild overstatement.)