Here's what you'll be talking about today:
The People's Choice Awards aired last night. If the winners didn't reflect your personal choices, then you obviously aren't the "people" they're referring to in the title.
Christina Aguilera was there, showcasing her ever-shrinking frame and ever-growing cleavage.
And Justin Timberlake celebrated his People's Choice Award wins by going straight to Taco Bell and posing for Instagram pics with the employees.
Gwyneth Paltrow helped her kids sell sugar-free lemonade and organic cookies from a lemonade stand they set up in front of their house. Here's some pictures of that.
Actress Teresa Palmer (of "Warm Bodies") married actor Mark Webber (of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World") in a backless wedding dress.
Macaulay Culkin's pizza-centric rock band, the Pizza Underground, has released their first music video. In it, they sing a bunch of Velvet Underground songs with the lyrics changed to reflect their positive stance on pizza. But here's how we'll always remember him:
Despite apologizing for plagiarizing the graphic novels of Daniel Clowes (and subsequently apologizing for plagiarizing his apology to Daniel Clowes), Shia LaBeouf is continuing to be a jerk to Daniel Clowes. The writer's lawyer sent a cease and desist letter to LaBeouf, which he promptly made light of on Twitter.
For those of you that hated "American Idiot," maybe a new Broadway musical based on the work of Tupac Shakur is more your thing. It opens on May 26, and it's called "Holler if Ya Hear Me."
Miley Cyrus is the new face of Marc Jacobs. Check out MJ's latest ad campaign, in which Miley looks, dejected, dirty, miserable, and 13.
sarah Jessica Parker hinted at a possible "Sex and the City 3," claiming that there might be "one last chapter to tell." (Spoiler alert: That chapter is almost certainly about shoes.)
Zoe Saldana is going to star in a remake of "Rosemary's Baby," but this time, it's going to air on NBC as a four-hour miniseries. So now the whole family can enjoy it.
Sofia Vergara slapped Jimmy Kimmel in the face and told him she had a bigger penis than he did. Here, it makes more sense if you watch the video.
A BBC documentary hinted that Guns n' Roses might be the greatest American rock band of all time.
Kris Jenner is posting bikini photos of herself to Instagram. Even she can't resist keeping up with her Kardashian kin.
OutKast is evidently reuniting for Coachella. We say "evidently" because we weren't quite sure they had un-united in the first place.
Ralph Lauren's neice got drunk and began spewing a cuss-filled rant after her she noticed her airplane seat wouldn't recline.
And finally, the WWE is planning to launch a 24-hour online network, because many of us can't go two nights in a row without watching a former "Real World" castmember beat up a fake dance champion in bellbottoms.