Welcome to Break Time, we've got the best stories from around the web to get your mind off of Charlie Sheen's silly marriage claims.

Madonna must have failed Parenting 101. The veteran pop star posted a pic of her 13 year old partying.

Kim K. and her new BFF give new meaning to the phrase butt buddies.

Beautiful starlet shoplifts $400 dollars worth of groceries.

It's the Selfie Olympics. Please do not try this at home.

Man recreates a famous Notebook scene with his dog. Adorable or undateable?....The man not the dog. 

Fox News.com Reporter and FOX411 host Diana Falzone covers celebrity news and interviews some of today's top celebrities and newsmakers.  You can follow her on Twitter @dianafalzone.