Here's what everybody's gabbing about today:
Sometimes, Gwyneth Paltrow makes her kids speak only in Spanish to make certain they'll be bilingual.
Jennifer Lawrence was hospitalized before Monday's "Hunger Games" premiere in LA, for what she thought was an ulcer. Turns out it was just gas. TMI, J. Law.
She still made it to the New York premiere, though, wearing a Dior jacket-dress with a knitted bra/top thingy.
"Thor" star Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky are expecting their second child.
Kanye West went on author Bret Eastin Ellis' podcast to deride Zappos.com for selling "s*** product." Zappos responded by creating a whole "S*** Product" page. For real.
West is also trying pretty darn hard to get Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue, even arranging for his baby's mother to sit next to Anna Wintour at his Brooklyn concert.
Taylor Who? One Direction's Harry Styles has found a new gal-pal in Kendall Jenner. The two were photographed after a date in West Hollywood.
Chris Brown's heading to rehab after a judge sentenced him to 90 days for throwing a rock through his mother's car window in a fit of anger.
Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine, People magazine's new Sexiest Man Alive, will soon be bombarding our TV screens in yet another capacity: an upcoming Kmart commercial for his clothing line.
Teresa and Joe Guiduce of "Real Housewives" shame fame have pleaded not guilty to fraud charges. Shocker.
Melissa Joan Hart, formerly of "Clarissa Explains it All," was photographed with unflattering makeup splotches all over her face.
Tattoos and piercings are so passé. Tiny platinum eye-implants in the shape of a heart are all the rage nowadays.
James Marsden says "Mad Men" actress January Jones frequently refers to him as the father of her baby. She's just joking, though.
And finally, two McDonald's restaurants in California and Illinois are test marketing their Build Your Own Burger concept. We'd like to top ours with a Shake Shack burger, please.