Here's what everybody's buzzing about today:
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson were videotaped doing (probably) drunken karaoke, singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You."
And here's Katy Perry's interview with NPR, where she gets down on female pop stars for always being naked: "It's like, put it away. We know you've got it. I got it too."
Speaking of which, Lady Gaga got naked on stage at a London club. Here's the slightly NSFW photos, if you wanna see. If not, you'll probably have many more chances, because this looks like it's going to be her new thing.
More celebs dressed up too, but in less-controversial costumes. Here's Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus, Kate Upton as some kind of Elizabethan Day-of-the-Dead thing, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell as Hansel and Gretel, Chelsea Handler as a pregnant woman, Fergie and Josh Duhamel as Elvira and Riff Raff, and Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus.
Lou Reed died the other day. Check out Rolling Stone's list of his best work.
David Beckham got into a fender bender directly outside of his L.A. home, then almost immediately reversed back up the driveway to wait for the cops.
Olivia Wilde is pregnant with Jason Sudekis' baby.
Kim Kardashian claims her lady parts look better than ever after giving birth to daughter North West.
Christina Ricci got married the other day.
The lady who voices Mrs. Krabapple on "The Simpsons" died. She was on "The Bob Newhart Show," too, but here's what she looked like if you're not familiar.
Chris Brown is up to his old tricks, and by old tricks, we mean being charged with felony assault. This time, Brown allegedly punched a dude for photo-bombing his picture.
And finally, McDonald's will no longer be offering Heinz ketchup in its restaurants, so hoard a bunch of packets from one of the other restaurants in the food court before eating your value meal.