Here's what's going on today:
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are done, says Bloom's rep. In retrospect, it was probably pretty awkward when we asked him how he keeps their spark alive
Lady Gaga made an appearance in Berlin wearing what TooFab.com calls a "giant chicken nugget" headpiece. It also looks like it's got some kind of a beak.
The official royal christening photos are here, most showing the whole Middleton and Mountbatten-Windsor clans. More of the actual christening photos
Lily Collins and Zac Efron (and their beautifully defined eyebrows) might be a couple, if their recent Disneyland date is any indication. Just Zac.
Kris Jenner brought a boy-toy along to a Kanye West concert on Wednesday night. Oh, and he's that guy from "The Bachelor" that Jennifer Love Hewitt was fawning all over.
A minor league St. Louis Cardinals player noticed a mysterious greenish substance on Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester's glove during Game 1 of the World Series, and (kind of) accused him of cheating. But what he saw on Lester's glove was probably just silver ink, not Vaseline.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen bought a $14 million condo in a huge glass tower overlooking Manhattan. It's time to invest in some binoculars, Manhattanites.
Farrah Fawcett may have been having a secret affair with an old flame during the last 11 years of her life.
And finally, anybody who shows up at Krispy Kreme on October 31 wearing a Halloween costume will score themselves a free doughnut.