Here's what we're hearing about today:
George Clooney is getting cozy with a Croatian model. In actuality, it's probably more like seven Croatian models, but this is the only one we know about so far.
Hulk Hogan parodied Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video for a commercial, but he didn't go nude. He wore a thong instead.
Oh, and Miley Cyrus did another racy photo shoot, but yada yada yada, whatever.
Jane Fonda is slated to get the American Film Institute's Lifetime Achievement Award.
Barbara Sinatra responded to the revelation that Ronan Farrow might be her late husband's son: "It's just a bunch of junk."
CNN interviewed the woman voiced Siri for the iPhone. And after finally putting a face to the voice, we kinda feel bad about all the horrible questions we've asked her.
Yoko Ono performed on "The Late Show" this week, and it was just about as odd as you'd expect.
Katy Perry threw a backhanded compliment at Rihanna.
"Pacific Rim" and "Pan's Labyrinth" director Guillermo del Toro directed a three-minute intro for the upcoming Simpson's Halloween episode. Watch it here.
And finally, Penelope Cruz is already back to her skinny self after giving birth just three months ago.