Al Gore invented the Internet for one reason - to waste your time! Wait we meant - to entertain! So let's get started.
Leann Rimes knows the best way to get back at haters is looking better than them in a bikini. Glad she finally ate a sandwich.
Sugar Daddy website claims to have 40,000 public school teachers on the site. That's 40,000 Lifetime movie storylines waiting to happen.
Sharon Stone thinks Kim Kardashian is a smart lady. The two hotties plan on working on a Middle East peace plan in the near future. Oh sorry...correction. They are working on a perfume collection.
Newly minted celebrity sex tape star Myla is getting plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardahsian. This is getting a little, "Single White Female."
Unsolicited advice to married celebrities: Do not start cyber relationships with fans via Twitter. Why? Watch this video of actor in the hot tub.
Police give out Doritos with a special warning label at Hempfest. A big no-no or kind of cool?
Go Granny Go! 73 year powerlifter.
Diana Falzone is a FoxNews.com contributor and the advice columnist for My Wingman Diana on Military.com. Her work has been published in the textbook "Sexuality Education," distributed in universities across North America. You can follow her on Twitter @dianafalzone.