Welcome to Monday's 'Real Man' edition of Break Time.
Attention men, if you want a midlife crisis on a budget, skip the new 2014 Corvette Stingray.
And you know what women really dig, besides Corvettes? Deep voices.
Finally! You know what they really, really don't like? Male lingerie.
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