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First we bring you an elementary school teacher who had to choose between her noble profession and stripping, then we shed light on North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un's previous life as a member of the "good gang" the T-Birds in "Grease," before finally spotlighting a woman using a humanitarian fundraising site to pay for her vacation to Japan.
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