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Updated June 03, 2009

Exclusive: Barack Obama's Sensitive Blackberry Messages To Be Released*

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Western Civilization could be jeopardized by the electronic messages revealed in the book 'Obama's Blackberry' - or not

The president's Blackberry has been hacked!

Cyber terrorist Kasper Hauser has accessed President Barack Obama's encrypted Blackberry messages and reprinted them in a new book being published by the complicit book publisher Little Brown on June 8, 2009.

"Obama's Blackberry" features sensitive Blackberry messages from the Commander in Chief to Vice President Joe Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger - even Nuclear Command Control itself.

The future of Western Civilization could be jeopardized by the information enclosed in these sensitive electronic missives.

Unless it's all ... a joke.

Upon closer inspection, it turns out Kasper Hauser is not a cyber terrorist, but the name of a comedy group.

And these text messages to and from the likes of the First Lady, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter — even former President George W. Bush — are not in fact breaches of national security.

They are just quite funny.

Click here for Obama's 'Messages'

CONTEST: Write your own Blackberry message to the President.

*All references to national secrets being released are not real, and supposed to be funny.

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