The sexy Watchmen star graces the April cover of Maxim, and FOXNews.com got a sneak peek at her sexy spread and hilarious interview.
Akerman, 30, who plays skin-tight costumed fighter Silk Spectre II in the hotly anticipated film, which opens across the country today, sounds off on everything from peeing on Ben Stiller, her secret criminal past, and how her Watchmen costume made her feel.
"I thought it was really f***ing hot [at first]," she tells the magazine. "Then I tried it on, and I thought it was really f***ing uncomfortable. And the smell? When you take it off, it smells like a human condom."
As for the film: "It's cool because only one of us has special powers. It appeals to everyone, whether you're a male, female, chimpanzee, or dwarf."
But if you end up a fan, and you see Akerman on the street, a word of advice. "Just say hello," she advises. "Don't grab my butt."
The April issue of Maxim hits stands March 17.