George Clooney Pranks Matt Damon and Taylor Swift Takes Us Into Her Bedroom

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Here's all the non-news you should know about today:

During the filming of their new movie "The Monuments Men," George Clooney tricked Matt Damon into thinking he was getting fat by secretly having Damon's pants taken in every few days. Here's Damon telling the story to Jay Leno on Tuesday night's episode of "The Tonight Show":

Forbes released their list of top-earning "American Idol" alum. Can you guess who's on top? Sure you can, it's Carrie Underwood. (Nobody else even came close.)

Michelle Obama gave Prince Harry a leather jacket when he visited the White House last May, presumably because he was looking a bit too Richie Cunningham and

Speaking of Harry, here's a few photos of his most recent dinner date with girlfriend Cressida Bonas. From the looks of it, she's also dating several members of his personal security.

Trace Adkins fell off the wagon and got into a drunken brawl with his own impersonator during a coutry-themed cruise to Jamaica. Then he checked himself into rehab.

Kelly Clarkson showed off her acting chops on an episode of "Nashville," where she portrayed Kelly Clarkson. Not much of a stretch, but admirable just the same.

Kanye's West is reportedly seething because he thought up the idea of a "visual album" before Beyonce, but never went through with it.

But cheer up, West. Some of your more rabid fans have formed the Church of Yeezus so they can practice Yeezianity without fear of persecution.

According to "Harry Potter" star Rupert Grint, Shia LaBeouf took acid to get into character while they were filming "Charlie Countryman" (despite the script clearly stating that his character takes ecstasy.) "He smashed the place up, got naked and kept seeing this owl," said Grint.

Not that this is shocking or anything, but Rihanna went topless for a Vogue Brazil photoshoot. E! Online has some blurry pictures of that, if you wanna see.

Taylor Swift shared a photo of her bedroom on Instagram. So if you're one of the few young men in Hollywood who hasn't had your chance to date her yet, here's what that looks like.

Jennifer Lawrence said she sometimes feels like a boy in her pixie cut, but then she remembers Mia Farrow's old 'do, and everything is right with the world again. (But it sounds to us like she's not digging her haircut.)

Say what you will about Chris Hemsworth, but that guy is good at makin' babies. He and wife Elsa Patakay just announced they're expecting twins.

Tyra Banks might be dating an Iranian billionaire. But if we'd known she was into successful guys, we'd have set her up with our cousin Harry who owns a used car emporium.

Pizza Hut is planning to start selling pizza by the slice in addition to pizza by the pie.

And finally, the Academy Award nominations were announced. Who should win for best picture?