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  • Hey, Tea Partiers, Go Join Occupy Wall Street

    Published October 13, 2011

    Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party: It’s a grass-roots coalition that is just begging to be made.

  • Screeching to the Government Shutdown Line -- Here We Go Again

    Published September 26, 2011

    Americans are growing pretty disgusted with the do-what-I-want-or-I’ll-close-the-government style of Washington compromise. Will Congress ever wake up?

  • The 'Jimmy Buffett' Rule

    Published September 19, 2011

    For the folks who own really big sailboats and shelter their wealth on islands with swaying palm trees, it’s always margarita time! Go ahead and squeeze the middle class some more!

  • Study Says Gum Helps Students With Math

    Published August 04, 2011

    According to a new study in the brainy Journal of Adolescence, eighth-graders who chew gum during math class and homework time score higher on standardized tests than their empty-mouthed classmates.

  • More Nervous Than Ever In New York Even If Bin Laden Is Dead

    Published May 03, 2011

    Terror mastermind Usama bin Laden is dead now. In practical terms, no one can possibly know what is coming next – or when. And no one has devised a reliable method for protecting us from it. But in times of anxiety like this one, everyone wants to do something.

  • Tiki Barber Wants to Return to the NFL, But Is This Just Another Fumble for the Ex-Running Back?

    Published March 11, 2011

    Tiki Barber, the charming New York Giants running back who retired in 2006 to work full-time on TV, is returning to his first love, football. But can he come back?

  • Nagging Questions As Ted Williams Saga Unfolds

    Published January 07, 2011

    Everybody loves a good up-from-the-sidewalk story, and this one is irresistible. But shouldn't we be questioning the media response to the Ted Williams's story? 

  • It Just Gets Better and Better to Be Rich In America

    Published December 10, 2010

    Republicans and conservative Democrats in the House and the Senate will almost certainly pass the millionaires’ and billionaires’ tax plan. And the rich will keep accumulating more and more of the wealth.

  • Don't Ask the Press to Protect Your Secrets, Those Days Are Over

    Published December 03, 2010

    Seems our Foreign Service professionals, in their secret international cables, forgot the very first rule of e-mail: It’s easy to forward, so be discreet! Our reps around the world have been trading unflattering gossip they should have saved for the bar.

  • We Just Don't Want to Get Naked for You, TSA

    Published November 22, 2010

    Most of us hate the way we look naked. It’s part of living in such a self-critical era. We sure don’t want to be judged by sour-faced federal workers in bright blue shirts.